Here's some fantasy from fantasy reporter Tom Hutchison in today's Daily Star.
Fabio Capello, instead of turning to Linguaphone, is apparently learning English from tapes of old Fawlty Towers episodes.
That's about as plausible as the picture chosen to illustrate the story - Fabio in his Speedos holidaying on a beach in Sicily. In December.
At least it proves he is a hard man. But not half as hard as his missus who is topless (told you it wouldn't take long) alongside him.
Let's hope Capello never reads his own press, particularly what will become the British version of his own press. He's safer with the reruns of John Cleese and Co.
Papers here yet, Fabio?
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
No comments:
Post a Comment