WAGERS OF SIN

Saturday's "guest predictor" in the Guardian (if you haven't caught this it's a bit of typical Guardian furniture in which notables are paid to make fools of themselves with some sporting soothsaying) was Krishnan Guru-Murthy who, as it turned out, was not a Guru at all.
He had Chelsea to win 5-1 at Barnsley, Manchester United to beat Portsmouth 2-0, Liverpool to beat Newcastle 1-0 and Blackburn to beat Fulham 2-0.
Now you know why the Guru is still slaving away as a humble newsreader on Channel 4, rather than sunning himself in happy retirement in the Seychelles.