Saturday, February 23, 2008

STARSHIT TROOPERS

Does the left hand know what the right hand is doing at the Daily Star? Does the sports desk ever converse with the news desk, or vice versa? Are editorial conferences spent on anything else apart from debating the size of the bazookas on page one?
Like, for example, content?
Page One today reveals that Cheryl Cole is set to spoil "love rat" husband Ashley's big Wembley day and shun the Carling Cup final between Chelsea and Spurs at Wembley tomorrow.
The back page (just across the fold) reveals that Cole isn't going to play in the Carling Cup final between Chelsea and Spurs at Wembley tomorrow.
Is there anyone still alive on the Star, that disabled asteroid which should have been shot down long ago?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

People in glass houses... the Carling cup final is between CHELSEA (not Arsenal) and Spurs